Psst, HEY HOLLYWOOD! Low on ideas? Look no further. Perhaps a movie about murdering college students simply because they're shitty actors? Sold. Also, Trader Joe's, you out there? Don't sleep on this Michelle Tea/Piquant Popcorn partnership, unless you hate selling popcorn! Might be good to loop in Moira from Schitt's Creek as well; picturing a weird goth popcorn party in a real Bosnian castle, where girls keep pulling Tarot cards until the message is clear: DON'T break up with him, sis! This would obviously be the best commercial ever.
It's painful to imagine watching this movie but I LOVED the essay!! Also, do we have the same Catholic relatives?
Psst, HEY HOLLYWOOD! Low on ideas? Look no further. Perhaps a movie about murdering college students simply because they're shitty actors? Sold. Also, Trader Joe's, you out there? Don't sleep on this Michelle Tea/Piquant Popcorn partnership, unless you hate selling popcorn! Might be good to loop in Moira from Schitt's Creek as well; picturing a weird goth popcorn party in a real Bosnian castle, where girls keep pulling Tarot cards until the message is clear: DON'T break up with him, sis! This would obviously be the best commercial ever.
It's painful to imagine watching this movie but I LOVED the essay!! Also, do we have the same Catholic relatives?
OH MY GOD! Love it lol
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Love it when you do movie reviews!! <3